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Ew. What Smells Like Shatner?


Move over Twilight and Spider-Man, there’s a new fanboy fragrance in town. Just imagine. You’re getting ready for your big date with that cute guy from Best Buy. The only thing standing between you and a home run (and his employee discount) is your choice of cologne. Which shall it be? Red Shirt, which AFX describes as “made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn’t hesitate; who revels in being alive today.” Maybe. It promises to be “bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender…with base notes of leather and grey musk.” Sounds good, but if you’re wearing Red Shirt, I think you’re just begging to get shot down. So…how about…do you dare? Tiberius. Tiberius is a “casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality. Citron, black pepper and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over warm vanilla, white musk and sandalwood base notes.” Yes! Now we’re talking. I think Tiberius is more likely to get your shirt ripped off and land you in bed with the hot alien beefcake of your choice. And at only $23.99 a bottle, you can afford to splash on a whole lot of it.

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