Greg Brady and Tiffany vs. Mega Piranha

Well, well, well. Little Miss Mall Queen just couldn’t stand that Deborah was getting all the critically-acclaimed roles in giant fish movies. Guess what, Tiff? You’ll always be second-best to Debs, not only because she writes her own songs, but because sharks are scarier than piranhas.

Okay, I’ll watch it. But I won’t like it. Mega Piranha is current airing on SyFy. Check local listings for times.