Though I called the original Paranormal Activity a “film about stupid white people with video cameras,” I admit it creeped me out. However, it left me wondering, “How could they possibly top this? Stupider white people?” Well, how about throwing in a baby and a dog to raise the stakes a little bit. Noooo, not a poor, little dog! Hopefully, he’ll be smarter than his owners and get the hell out of that house!