Oh Danny Boy

Can’t stay long. Have to go wait by my mailbox for the new issue of Details, featuring Daniel Radcliffe. Apparently, in the interview, Daniel reveals his dream role is to play a big old queen: “I think part of me would love to play a drag queen, just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of eye make-up.” For those who would scoff, this is actually a huge step forward for young Hollywood actors. Not long ago, hunky young stars would do revealing interviews where they’d admit they’re just dying to play serial killers or gays. So at least he wants to play a drag queen for the eye makeup and not because it’s up there with serial killer. Daniel also reveals that he lost his virginity at the age of 16 to an “older woman.” I read that a few times, then decoded the secret hidden message. Older woman. Old(er) (wo)man. Old(er wo)man. Oldman. Gary Oldman. He lost his virginity at 16 to Gary Oldman! You read it here first, folks.

Disclaimer: Having sex with 16-year olds is wrong and illegal (in the US), even if you’re Gary Oldman (especially if you’re Gary Oldman). Fanboys of the Universe does not in any way condone this behavior.

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