Toys & Merch

A Long Time Ago, In a Pottery Barn Far, Far Away

Let’s say we’ve had dinner, caught a movie and now the evening finds us back at my place. I open a bottle of wine, we make out a little, then we head to the bedroom. I turn the lights on low, and you get your first glimpse of my fabulous and sexy new bedding:


If you’re just some normal guy, you’d probably step back slowly, then run out of the house as fast as you can. But if you’re a fanboy, your clothes are coming off, and it’s going to be one freaky night of dueling lightsabers! You can get your very own Star Wars sheets, blankets, duvet covers, shams and pillows at Pottery Barn. Yes, Pottery Barn. I just ordered mine, so my nights in a galaxy far, far away will not be far away for long. Now, where were we? How about a little music? Barry White or John Williams?