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Start the He-Man Diet Today!

Ever wonder how He-Man stays in such great shape? Well, those abs and that ass don’t just come by the power of Grayskull. Oh no, He-Man has to eat right and exercise. I was at the state fair today and happened to see this sign advertising He-Man’s very own recipe for healthy living.

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Mmm mmmm! I ordered three. Later at the hospital, after my open-heart surgery, I could feel the power of Grayskull coursing through my veins. Oh wait, that was the IV.

 

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