Toys & Merch

Smells Like Geek Spirit

If you’re like me (and Gods help you, if you are), then you’ve whiled away many an hour choosing just the right fragrance from your fully-stocked three-tiered Pottery Barn cologne cart. I blame my obsession with Obsession and its ilk on my time as a much-reviled fragrance model at Dillard’s. So imagine my delight when I discovered that I can now choose from Gaultier, Gucci, Herrera or Hulk!


I have no idea what the Hulk fragrance might smell like, but I imagine it has a locker room sort of charm about it. As for Iron Man, I would assume it smells a bit like Gun Oil personal lubricant. And Spider-Man…maybe like wet spandex? I don’t know. But I am curious if a spritz in the right place will have both your Spidey senses and your balls tingling.