Here’s a bit of US history for you. Years before Star Wars was released, Americans got tired of living in England, so they left and moved to the US to kill Native Americans and begin a tradition of overeating. This pissed England off, and they swore revenge. Now, the Brits have finally gotten us back by withholding new episodes of Doctor Who. Instead, we get the episodes months later, in slightly used condition.
The final two-part episode of David Tennant‘s run on Doctor Who, “The End of Time,” is scheduled to be shown in the UK on Christmas and New Year’s Day. To torture us, they’ve released the first three minutes of part one online:
Damn you, England! Give me my Doctor!