No matter how crappy and depressing the world is, especially around the holidays, there’s always a little glimmer of hope to give you something to look forward to, something to keep you going. Well, this is it, kids. The first part is talking heads, then we get to the preview. I think I’ll wear my Gryffindor robes today to celebrate. I was sorted into Gryffindor, I swear! Okay, Slytherin. Okay, I’m a squib. But I’m a squib with something to look forward to. Okay, I’m a Muggle.