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Conan the Barbarian: The Motion Poster (It’s Motion-tastic!)

I’ve been trying to get my grubby paws on the Conan motion poster for days! Then, out of the blue, it shows up in my inbox, just begging to be stared at for hours. Seriously, it has sort of a Hypnotoad vibe to it. I can’t stop watching it. Plus, with his head down and his hair covering his face, Conan kind of looks like the girl from The Ring. And, trust me, you do not want to take your eyes off that crazy bitch. Let’s all watch, shall we?

From the press release:

“A quest that begins as a personal vendetta for the fierce Cimmerian warrior soon turns into an epic battle against hulking rivals, horrific monsters, and impossible odds, as Conan realizes he is the only hope of saving the great nations of Hyboria from an encroaching reign of supernatural evil. Deftly adapted from the original works of Robert E. Howard and faithful to the mythology and psychology of his iconic character, CONAN THE BARBARIAN stars Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Ron Perlman and Rose McGowan, and is directed by Marcus Nispel.”

Aww, you had me at “hulking rivals.”