Anybody Want a Millenium Falcon?

She can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
She’s got it where it counts, kid.
She’s huge and worth $150.

Now this amazing piece of plastic happiness can be yours! All you have to do is enter the latest of our (mostly) goofy contests! Just go to the FBOTU Holiday Greetings Contest thread in the forum and post your very own FBOTU holiday creation! Then sit back and wait to win the Falcon. What could be easier? Seriously, it’s easy. I whipped out a sample in about five minutes. So whether you’re a PhotoShop expert or a genius with construction paper, you can make a holiday card. Deadline for your entries is Saturday, December 13 at midnight (ET). So you have 10 whole days to create something beautiful or silly or sexy or weird. This time around, the winning entry will be selected by none other than three, count ‘em, three Fanboys of the Month: Justin (Ooctober), Marc (November) and Trent (December). So if you’ve been dying to impress an FBOTM with your creativity, now’s your chance! Get all the details in the Forum.

I know what you’re thinking: “That’s nice, Chance. But I’m not a Star Wars fan.” To which I say, this thing is huge, and it’s got sounds and lights and comes with Han and Chewie figures! So, it will make a great gift for that Star Wars fan in your life. I know what you’re thinking: “Wait. How do you know what I’m thinking? Are you a vampire?” No, but please continue. “I wouldn’t date anyone who’s a Star Wars fan.” Fine. Then win this sucker and donate it to Toys for Toys and be the coolest good Samaritan in all the land! “All right. All right. I’ll do it for the kids.”

Well said! Happy holidays! And don’t forget to pick up an extra toy when you’re out shopping this week and drop it off at your local Toys for Toys collection center. Just click the Toys for Tots button in the right column on this page to find a drop-off point near you!